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This Chicken Ain’t Gonna Choke Itself! – Free Today!

This Chicken Ain't Gonna Choke Itself!
Today's Free Kindle eBook: This Chicken Ain't Gonna Choke Itself!
One man's quest to skip work early, get home, and empty his balls.Pity poor Billy Popper. He’s trapped in his office cubicle and a sexless marriage. His nuts are set to burst and it's ruining his day. He can't think straight. Or bent, for that matter.It feels as if Billy's miserable day will last forever. All he wants is to duck out early and get home to take care of business before his annoying wife and stupid kids beat him to it.We've all been there.His tw@ of a boss, insufferable colleagues, Mexicans, clergymen, ninjas - and even the author of this book - conspire to prevent the poor b@stard from doing the necessary in this hyper-violent, ultra-offensive and politically incorrect laugh riot from Pulitzer Prize-deserving author Bendy Cockspring in his touching, coming-of-age (lol) debut novel.POLITE NOTICE: This dark humor & entertainment satire parody contains profanity and features innumerable references to jerk chickening. As a result, we regret to inform you that this book is not suitable for minors, pets, and/or adults.


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